you really went digging, didn’t you.

this page isn’t just any ol’ webpage. this is that page. the one you only find when you’re on a full-blown recon mission.

since you’re already here, feel free to poke around. just know that every click gets logged… by a imaginary squirrel named Dave who rates your curiosity on a scale of 1 to “professional creeper”

enjoy your stay, you magnificent snoop :)